git: 9front

Info  •  Files  •  Log  •  Branches

valley, feminize: these jokes suck.

--- a/rc/bin/feminize

+++ /dev/null

@@ -1,5 +1,0 @@

-#!/bin/sed -f

-

-s/ [aeiou]n([a-z][a-z][a-z])/ man\1/

-s/ [a-z]em([a-z][a-z][a-z])/ fem\1/

-s/ [aeiou]m/ fem/

--- a/rc/bin/valley

+++ /dev/null

@@ -1,25 +1,0 @@

-#!/bin/awk -f

-

-BEGIN {

-srand

-phrases=", like,\

-, y'know,\

-, or whatever,\

-, umm,\

-, for sure,"

-

-len=split (phrases, phrase, /\n/)

-}

-

-

-{ 

-  split ( $0, parts, /,/)

-  for (i=1; i<length(parts); i++) {

-    printf "%s", parts[i]

-    ind = 1+int(rand * 1000)%len;

-    printf "%s", phrase[ind]

-  }

-print parts[i]

- # print $0

-}

-

-- 

⑨